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                                    A chair is a very difficult object. A skyscraper is almost easier. That is why Chippendale is famous.--Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
 
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                                    Fools rush in -- and get all the best seats.--Marybeth Weston
 
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                                    If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrist's couch.--Marshall McLuhan
 
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                                    On a sofa upholstered in panther skin/ Mona did researches in original sin.--William Plomer
 
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                                    The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair.--Mary Heaton Vorse
 
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                                    The large executive chair elevates the sitter. ... and it is covered with the skin of some animal, preferably your predecessor.--Emilio Ambasz
 
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                                    When the grandmothers of today hear the word ``Chippendales,'' they don't necessary think of chairs.--Joan Kerr
 
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                                    Will people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? All the rest of you just rattle your jewellery.--John Lennon
 
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                                    Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.--Unknown
 
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                                    I've tried relaxing, but -- I don't know -- I feel more comfortable tense.--Unknown
 
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                                    It is necessary to relax your muscles when you can. Relaxing your brain is fatal.--Stirling Moss
 
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                                    One should not be too severe on English novels; they are the only relaxation of the intellectually unemployed.--Oscar Wilde
 
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                                    The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.--Sydney J. Harris
 
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                                    Committee work is like a soft chair...easy to get into but hard to get out of--Unknown
 
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                                    What happened when women stood up for their rights?  They lost their seats on the bus--
 
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